. . . After the England vs Uruguay Game (Thu 19-Jun)
The England camp have asked Spain if they wouldn't mind dropping them off on their way home.
Let me get this right.
If Italy win their matches and England beats Costa Rica by a good margin even though they beat Uruguay, we have a chance of getting into the next round!
We're screwed. This is way too complex for Wayne to understand.
Nick Clegg probably thinks England can lose and still become World Champions by joining forces with Germany.
*** BREAKING NEWS ***
Tributes are pouring in for Scotland, after the entire nation died laughing at England in the World Cup.